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    Quote Originally Posted by Redneck Zen View Post
    Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts robber spotted stretching beforehand

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    A suspect who robbed a local Dunkin’ Donuts in North Philadelphia was caught on video getting in a good stretch before committing his crime.
    Before entering the building shortly before 7 a.m. on Saturday, the suspect was seen wearing all black, latex gloves and a ski mask, taking a pause and doing stretches right before walking in.
    Police say the suspect jumped over the counter and pointed a gun at the employee demanding, “You have 20 seconds to give me the money from the registers,” Fox 29 reported.

    The suspect stole over $300 from the registers and was last seen leaving the parking lot.
    Police said they had not found him yet.
    Should have had the concertina wire inside instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TangoFoxtrot View Post
    My favorite version is Who's on first at the rock festival. lol

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