
Originally Posted by
BillyOblivion
Put it down and walk away. Unless you're already a nicotine addict there's not a fucking thing a pipe will do for you that you need.
It doesn't make you look older, wiser, more distinguished or smarter. It does make your mouth taste like an ashtray, so most women who don't smoke will kiss you good night and not return your phone calls. Unless you're hung like an M1 tank, and if you are, why bother with affectations.
I smoked for 20 years. Pipes, Cigars and cigarettes. I quit almost 8 years ago and *still* miss them about once a week. I promised myself when I stopped that it was only until I retired, that when I got "old" I would start up again and I'm *still* looking forward to that day. That's how bad nicotine has it's hooks into me.
And yes, as a pipe smoker you will get nicotine in your system. You will get to the point where you go outside (because you can't smoke inside a lot of places) in pouring rain and freezing weather for a puff. Your clothes and your house (and your car if you smoke in it) will reek of tobacco smoke.
Note as this point I haven't said ONE WORD about what it's going to do to your body. You're 19, and you're invincible. You're not going to worry about mouth and lip cancer (and lung cancer if you wind up being one of those pipe smokers who inhales) and that's fine as most smokers don't get cancer. Most *do* get chronic bronchitis, which severely cuts down on your wind, but that's mostly from cigarettes, and you won't inhale, right?
But you *do* get lots of nicotine. Nicotine is great. It suppresses appetite, so you stay skinny. You also don't get enough protein (unless you work really hard at it) to build the musculature you're going to want and need when you're in late middle age and still want to be able to fight. Also it fucks up your spine, neck and joint cartilage making your knees hurt and causing back and neck problems.
Nicotine, pharmacologically, is a seratonin (and IIRC opate) uptake inhibitor, meaning that while you're on it you feel a LOT better, and when levels drop in your body you're moody and a bitch to live with--because you're fucking around with your brain chemistry. If you're ADD, or have other problems that one would normally get prescribed an SSRI for, this may be a way of managing the problem for a while, if you're a marginal or borderline case. OTOH, it means that when for some reason you have to quit you're going to have it twice as bad until your chemistry gets straightened out.
Oh, and nicotine is a vascular constrictor (this is how nicotine fucks up cartilage, it reduces capillary blood flow into the areas surrounding the cartilage which "starves" it of fresh fluid and nutrition--as cartilage doesn't have much/any other transport mechanism) meaning that it also reduces the flow of blood (and nutrients) to your extremities (your hands and feet will get colder quicker etc.).
Ultimately, unless your brain chemistry is fucked up, there isn't much upside, and the downsides are pretty serious. I'd REALLY suggest you not go there.
I'm not really that anti-smoking overall--I intend to start again some day, at the end of my life. If you want to smoke go for it, it's your life.
But it is a really dumb thing to do.
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