OK, lets have your best ideas to sell some TSD slides:

"In 1963, Gabe Suarez left Cuba with is family to start a lifelong search for excellence , inspired by his father MR X . (I made up the date and his fathers name...pretty sure it was not "Mr. X" but I could be convinced it was. ) In 2011, after years with the LAPD, he found it:"

Picture with a Glock 17 with the RMR glowing on the nightstand:
"Sometimes, even big boys like a night light"