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    Default Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

    This is straight forward country thinking...................................


    Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
    You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your back end with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
    You may be a Muslim

    11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
    You may be a Muslim

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    Classic! I'm forwarding that to my friends :)
    Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who keep their swords. -Benjamin Franklin

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    Any proof this is from Foxworthy and not someone else?

    Funny though lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorkface View Post
    Any proof this is from Foxworthy and not someone else?

    Funny though lol.
    No proof it is his, someone sent it to me.

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