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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgedawg View Post
    Holy cr@p, that brings back memories. When I was a young MP on Okinawa back in the 1970s one of the favorite things for young MPs to do was patrol the seawall for trespassers and catch people making out and send them on their way. It was pretty funny, always good for a laugh during a boring shift. That was until I got enough money for a car ...and then got a woman ... and then got caught down at the seawall. Ain't life ironic?
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    Default Humor Thread


    This is what happens to the grandkids after taco night.

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    “The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.” —Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (1770-1831)

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    SEX BY CHAIN LETTER... IT REALLY WORKS !

    I never send chain letters, but this one works.

    You will be offered sex by simply passing it on!

    It's incredible!

    Send 'Nancy Pelosi Loves You’ email to ten conservative friends.

    At least 9 will reply by telling you to go f**k yourself.
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    A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me. But please untie the rope and set her free.”

    Thief: “You must really love your wife!”

    Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.
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    "The Constitution is NOT an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it IS an instrument for the people to restrain the government - lest it comes to dominate our lives and interests."
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