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  1. #4451
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    Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

    Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on.

    It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.��





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorkface View Post
    GOTZ...same as Get Off The X, only a different axis.
    And let the one who has no sword sell his cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

    Steven Spaugh

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    "Stupidity is thinking you can continually outvote an endless stream of third world socialists"

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    And have yerself a merry little Christmas...

    Last edited by Papa; 12-23-2018 at 06:32 PM.
    Warrior for the working day.

    Es una cosa muy seria. --Robert Capa

    "...I ride the range in a Ford V8...Yippy Yi Yo Ki Yay." --Johnny Mercer

    "Can I move?...I'm better when I move."

    1, 5, 15. And a wakeup.

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    A fearless and fireworks safe horse.

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    That horse is smarter and better behaved than most people I meet.
    Warrior for the working day.

    Es una cosa muy seria. --Robert Capa

    "...I ride the range in a Ford V8...Yippy Yi Yo Ki Yay." --Johnny Mercer

    "Can I move?...I'm better when I move."

    1, 5, 15. And a wakeup.

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