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    The whole point of being governed by a Constitution and not by men or directly by the people themselves was to stop incredible stupidity from annihilating our Freedoms. Tyranny of the majority is just as dangerous as any dictator. Especially when the majority is incredibly ******* stupid.

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    The whole point of being governed by a Constitution and not by men or directly by the people themselves was to stop incredible stupidity from annihilating our Freedoms. Tyranny of the majority is just as dangerous as any dictator. Especially when the majority is incredibly ******* stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavegeo View Post
    That was awesome!!!!!


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    “Men of energy of character must have enemies; because there are two sides to every question, and taking one with decision, and acting on it with effect, those who take the other will of course be hostile in proportion as they feel that effect.” —Thomas Jefferson (1817)

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    Prepping for a radical hemorroidectomy.

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    AOC Challenge


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    3/6/2019, 2:11 am



    If you've been concerned about deadly teen crazes with kids eating Tide Pods or snorting condoms, prepare for a new wave of panic. The ominous suicide challenge "AOC" has been spreading on social media, destroying lives, careers, and livelihoods in its wake.

    The AOC challenge is associated with the creepy image of a woman with huge bulging eyes and ominous smile - the stuff of nightmares for children and dentists alike. It's as if someone combined a dark-haired Barbie doll with a bug-eyed version of the girl from The Ring and inexplicably decided to make her a congresswoman from New York with socialist credentials.

    In this newest disturbing game, people who watch seemingly innocuous shows on TV, Netflix, or YouTube, or browse the Internet, are targeted with sudden pop-up images of the devilish AOC with creepy messages and commands that escalate to extreme horror and economic disasters. According to some reports, similar messages are also spliced into children's programs or video games, instructing them to "take a knife to their parents' wallet."

    Most commonly people are being ordered to join "social justice warrior" groups, where they have to harm others and themselves in order to score points and be celebrated on social media, or else they will be cursed by the terrifying monster, AOC, also known as "Socialist Barbie." In other instances young people are directed to kill their own babies in the womb, or to mutilate themselves with a government-subsidized sex-change operation.

    The AOC challenge has similar trappings as the "Karl Marx challenge," another popular suicide game that encourages entire countries to kill themselves with a series of tasks spread out over five years and known as "Five Year Plans," and whose casualties range from the USSR to Cuba to North Korea, with the latest victim being Venezuela. It shouldn't be too surprising that this new viral game targeting young minds was able to sweep the globe.

    Experts warn that the AOC challenge will most likely result in mental, emotional, and physical harm, followed by a life of failure. Please let your children see the following helpful tips how not to fall victim of this viral craze.


    • Beware of internet predators with bulging eyes who can't finish a sentence, and if they do, it sounds like a question.
    • Remember that socialists usually lie about who they are. Someone who says they are a 29-year-old girl could really be a group of older Democrat strategists looking to harm you.
    • If someone offers you to change your gender using a five-minute how-to video, tell them that you're a 60-year old Trump voter.
    • If you are asked to sign a tearful petition to ban or protect one thing or another, say that you'll do it as soon as you finish cleaning your guns, then close the browser tab.
    • Do not join online groups whose names include "resist," "justice," or "organize."
    • If you hear words like intersectionality, sustainability, or heteronormativity - run!
    • Visit ThePeoplesCube.com to learn more about mental safety with age-appropriate videos, activities, and information for kids and adults alike.



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    Heres a rant of mine about 2 genius's that just called into my work to report an accident with their WE Truck. One of our clients at the Dispatch Call Center is a Truck Accident Report/Safety Line (we handle other calls as well as medical and civil services at my center). They were driving down a highway and hit something in the road and blew out a tire. They were waiting on breakdown on hold for an hour and a half who then told them they needed to file an accident report before they could send someone out to replace the tire. When they called us, the smartass male trainer tried to pin the accident on his female trainee by having her call and make the report even though she was not driving when the tire blew out. I caught on to this the way she was wording it and called him out and said I needed to speak with the person that was actually driving.
    This guy wants to argue that he was not in any kind of accident.
    Me: " OK, so you were the one driving when the accident happened sir? What is your name and Drivers Code please sir? I have an accident report number for you when you are ready with a pen to give to breakdown so they can send someone out after we complete the report"
    Driver: "I am telling you man I was not in a fucking accident!"
    Me: "So did you mean to hit debris and blow a tire on purpose? If not thats an accident. This is considered an accident sir. "
    Driver: " So this isnt an accident, its not an accident man DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! I was not in no Goddamn Accident!!"
    Me: "Sir this is an accident, I can file this that no damage was done to other vehicles or property, but it is considered an accident since your truck was damaged unintentionally, additionally you will need to call the State Troopers due to DOT and Company Policy to inform them of dangerous debris in the road that could injure someone"
    Driver: "I am going to have to agree to disagree, thank you for your time sirrrrr *said in a really bratty way like hes a wise guy or something, but made him sound more like a snobby valley girl*
    *Click hangup!*

    Well guess who is going to have to sit on hold with breakdown for an even longer time only to be told they will have to call us back again to file the report while sitting on the side of the highway with no bathrooms in the dark, before breakdown can authorize a repair truck to come out. Avoid WE trucks on the highway like they are carriers of the plague. They hire bottom of the barrel drivers, felons and ex-cons. We frequently get calls from motorists, truck stop employees and cops that drivers are threatening people, using racist language, buying drugs/hookers (One of my all time favorite calls was from a "Working Girl, that does what she has to do" to report a driver was filming her, and using his truck as a interstate drug mule) and just generally being all around dangers to human health and life on the roads. The few drivers that call in who have any level of class really brighten my day however, I really enjoy helping keep them on the roads when its clear they drive responsibly, and getting the shitheads sent to the shitcan when they are assholes that endanger others through carelessness or reckless behavior, or downright criminal acts.
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    Same shit...different smell.
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    - Patrick Henry
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