Can't stop chuckling... Especially at the "he'll be out in a minute" one.
The Way of the warrior is to master the virtue of his weapons
This is the truth: when you sacrifice your life, you must make fullest use of your weaponry. It is false not to do so, and to die with a weapon yet undrawn. - Miyamoto Musashi
Shot placement may be king, but capacity is the prime minister. - garrettwc
Ehre über alles! Author unknown
Two roads diverged in a wood [a]nd I took the one less traveled by; And that has made all the difference - Robert Frost