Retaking the plane before the F-18's blow you out of the sky is the important part.
Perhaps carrying some bandages wouldn't be a bad idea, or maybe just a roll of duct tape to patch up cuts from a boxcutter until you land and can get stitches, if necessary. Any idea if that's allowed?
Not to mention that a roll of tape would make a handy expedient device for certain physical activities, it'd be something at least, maybe loop a sock or two around it to use as handles for a flail.
I've not flown in about 10 years, mostly because I have no real reason to. I do know at some point the lady in my life wants to go someplace, and I also know before I do I'll be perusing this list for ideas, plus doing the whole "checking the pistol" thing.
This is a rant. This is only a rant. The opinions expressed by the author may be hazardous to your health, especially if repeated in public to brain dead idiots. You may now return to regularly scheduled activity.
"to secure peace is, to prepare for war." (Metallica, Don't Tread On Me)
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell
I'm a work in progress.
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