Possible big job change on the horizon

[babue]

Good luck and a prayer sent.

[BillyOblivion]

Clearly you need to adopt an agile methodology. Get Kevin and another intern in this sprint, do A/B testing to see what the customer response is...

We hate Kevin he was my first pick :-p

Having some trouble now though

Dev tied him up but they're arguing over minutae like the knot they used and no one will approve it

QA is being overly critical and has logged 1,000,000 bugs for using inferior rope

UI/UX is yelling about rope color being slightly off and not perfectly coiled

At the last minute PM demanded we find a unicorn horn and shove it up Kevin's ass because "cUsToMeR eXpErIeNcE"

And management is constantly asking about time estimates.

By the time it's all done we will probably end up just sending him on a punitive coffee run and call it good.

But the though still counts right?

[sundaeman]

Positive waves

[Hasher]

If you only have to be at the offices a coupon of times a week find a place an hour out past the edge of town and suck up the commute.

It’s what I did.

Now I went in every day by personal choice and even if I am not hitting the office I am constantly at client sites so I just deal.

my closest neighbor is on his own 1.5 acres about 60 yards away. Big open space park behind me and other neighbor to the north is maybe 70-75 yards.

5 miles outside a town of 4000 and another town of 5500 is 7-8 miles farther out and edge of civilization is a minimum of 20 miles away.

[Jack Rumbaugh]

I laughed way too hard at this. The joys of software application development.

We hate Kevin he was my first pick :-p

Having some trouble now though

Dev tied him up but they're arguing over minutae like the knot they used and no one will approve it

QA is being overly critical and has logged 1,000,000 bugs for using inferior rope

UI/UX is yelling about rope color being slightly off and not perfectly coiled

At the last minute PM demanded we find a unicorn horn and shove it up Kevin's ass because "cUsToMeR eXpErIeNcE"

And management is constantly asking about time estimates.

By the time it's all done we will probably end up just sending him on a punitive coffee run and call it good.

But the though still counts right?

[Jack Rumbaugh]

UPDATE!

On Thursday they offered. I accepted. I am now the new VP of Cyber Security for Speedcast.

[Hasher]

Congratulations.

[Aaron Flatt]

My wife used to work for Speedcast when they were still called Caprock. I used to work for ITC global which has a lot of ex Caprock/Speedcast people there. We still know a few people at Speedcast.

[coastalcop]

Congrats!

[chad newton]

Awesome bro, good for you....