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That is YOU. Walking to your car. You weren't in condition orange because you have been working extra hours to make up for the economical horse fuckery caused by the communist in chief.
You look up at a car that double parks. You had seen it driving your way but your thoughts are on your sodomized 401(k). Then the driver gets out and he has a rifle in his hands.
Your brain goes into combat mode.
You have been to all the training and carrying your hyper accurate blaster.
Your brain says, "Fucking Move!"
But you forgot the extra 50 pounds you are carrying on your belly (just in case you get called in as an extra to the show "Alone").
You try to move but damn it you are too fucking fat to move quickly enough.
What do you think? Would you save the day and get the Suarez Medal of Valor?
Or would you die in a puddle of your own blood in the parking lot because you were not able to move fast enough.
BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF
And if the answer is the latter...my question would be why in everything that is holy have you not done anything about it?
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