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  1. #31
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    Recommending Melort is like recommending nailing your tongue to the bed of a truck while someone pours turpentine into your mouth.

    Id drink lighter fluid before I’d look at a bottle of that foul stuff. It exists solely as a cruel joke.
    "Mindset without skill is simply empty defiance, and skill without mindset is mere martial posturing." -GS

    "Anything worth doin is gonna involve some fluids comin outta yer body." -Seth "HM" Grey

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  2. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45Smashemflat View Post
    Tin Cup is a good one from Colorado. If you like it, try Breckenridge.
    Concur on Tin Cup. Buffalo Trace, when available, is one I'll buy in bulk.

  3. #33
    The two descriptions I found for Malort:

    "Pencil shavings and heart break."

    "A burnt condom filled with gasoline."

    Think I'll pass...

  4. #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45Smashemflat View Post
    The two descriptions I found for Malort:

    "Pencil shavings and heart break."

    "A burnt condom filled with gasoline."

    Think I'll pass...
    Sounds like my take on gin; pine needles and hate

  5. #35
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    My bottle of Malort just arrived in the mail.

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    Suarez International Staff Instructor, Iowa

    "EVERY MAN IS A COUNTER TERRORIST." --Gabe Suarez
    "It's not the will to win that matters--everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters." --Paul "Bear" Bryant
    "Love of theory is the root of all evil." --William M. Briggs

  6. #36
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    if syphilis had a flavor...... Malort would be it.
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    Always entertaining, mildly offensive
    IANative: Indeed, when you grab Brent (or he grabs you), it feels like liquid unobtanium wrapped in rawhide... whereas Greg is just solid muscle wrapped in hate, seasoned w/ snuff and a little lead.

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  7. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg Nichols View Post
    if syphilis had a flavor...... Malort would be it.
    Of all of the ones posted, I think this is the funniest.
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    Suarez International Staff Instructor, Iowa

    "EVERY MAN IS A COUNTER TERRORIST." --Gabe Suarez
    "It's not the will to win that matters--everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters." --Paul "Bear" Bryant
    "Love of theory is the root of all evil." --William M. Briggs

  8. #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Tull View Post
    Of all of the ones posted, I think this is the funniest.
    Agreed.

    And you win the award for thread derailing!

    If I had one of these I'd shoot you with it.
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    Brent Yamamoto
    Suarez International Tier 1 Staff Instructor

    Ready, willing, able. Bring it.

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  9. #39
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    LMAO Brent!
    Suarez International Staff Instructor, Iowa

    "EVERY MAN IS A COUNTER TERRORIST." --Gabe Suarez
    "It's not the will to win that matters--everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters." --Paul "Bear" Bryant
    "Love of theory is the root of all evil." --William M. Briggs

  10. #40
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    Good thing you have a firearm with that malort, cuz there's more than one kind of shot that will be needed.
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