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    Default Coors Light!

    101-year-old WWII veteran credits longevity to daily Coors Light

    Forget green juices and turmeric smoothies one man credits his
    longevity to a different kind of beverage.

    Andrew E. Slavonic, who celebrated his 101st birthday on Dec. 1 with
    his family and friends in McMurray, Penn., has been drinking one
    Coors Light every day at 4 p.m. for the past 15 years.


    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/1...an-coors-light

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    Go then...drink up...light up a cig...and have a few doghnuts with it as well.
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    Ridiculous.

    I drink at least 2 cups of coffee every morning. That must be the secret to my health.
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    If I live to be that age I am totally going to make something up for the reason I am that old... something with Redheads....
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    People who won the generic lottery always say something weird was what contributed to their longevity. I'm definitely going to to make up something wacky if they interview me about that one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
    People who won the generic lottery always say something weird was what contributed to their longevity. I'm definitely going to to make up something wacky if they interview me about that one day.
    Like the 100 year old lady on the news who drank 2 Dr. Peppers a day. You didn't live that long because you drank Dr. Pepper, you lived that long despite it.

    But my grandpa's 86 and he says the worst part is sometimes his hands shake too bad to hold his beer. And he definitely didn't make it to 86 by years of clean livin'.
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