If there was no such thing as Glock, I'd probably be a USP guy. Glock just has the aftermarket support to turn the weapon into what I want it to be. I like the USP better, but you get what you get and you'll damn well like it. Which, as it turns out, I actually do like it. Glocks are just easier to upgrade and find parts and gear for, and mags are a fraction of the price.
"Charles, I shan't trust you aboard my ship, unless I carry you a prisoner; for I shall have you plotting with my men, knock me on the head and run away with my ship a-pirating."