WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[Gabriel Suarez]

So I am at a place having dinner. Just had a few business meetings and needed food. Nice place in Scottsdale.

Couple sitting across from me. Clearly a sugardaddy deal. Gal looks over...I look back and sip my drink. A very non-John-Wayne Paloma drink.

I gaze over to her dude. His watch overpowers the room. A gold Rolex Sub.

He sees his gal and I exchange glances then looks at me and asks, "What the fuck are you looking at?"

I sip slowly and then reply.

"What am I looking at? How fucking fat you are"

That was the end of the convo. His girl laughs quietly...I order another paloma.

Being grey is for weak fucks.

[Papa]

Yeah. I'm lookin' at whatever I G*d damned please.

Priceless.

[Greg Nichols]

Similar to what happened with me and a class walking through Ft.Collins CO. With me in a compression shirt. They wouldn't have likely picked a fight after I winked at their girls and smiled. But when you have a donk (dorkface/Dundee reference) over your shoulder, all they could do was not make eye contact.

[Knowledge]

So I am at a place having dinner. Just had a few business meetings and needed food. Nice place in Scottsdale.

Couple sitting across from me. Clearly a sugardaddy deal. Gal looks over...I look back and sip my drink. A very non-John-Wayne Paloma drink.

I gaze over to her dude. His watch overpowers the room. A gold Rolex Sub.

He sees his gal and I exchange glances then looks at me and asks, "What the fuck are you looking at?"

I sip slowly and then reply.

"What am I looking at? How fucking fat you are"

That was the end of the convo. His girl laughs quietly...I order another paloma.

Being grey is for weak fucks.
We could use a lot more people as hard as you.

[Gabriel Suarez]

We could use a lot more people as hard as you.

IDK that I am particularly hard...but I am not afraid of any earthly man and do not suffer fools.

[Greg Nichols]

IDK that I am particularly hard...but I am not afraid of any earthly man and do not suffer fools.

Right?

There are 2 people in the universe I'm afraid of. One of them is me, the other ain't you.

[Knowledge]

IDK that I am particularly hard...but I am not afraid of any earthly man and do not suffer fools.
And brother that is exactly what is needed.

[Gabriel Suarez]

Damn right!!

[Knowledge]

Damn right!!
Well I guess we are discussing the most important thing of our time and everyone is going to bed?

[Gabriel Suarez]

Well I guess we are discussing the most important thing of our time and everyone is going to bed?

IDK...my faith in humanity and American manliness seems.to be waning. Please someone chnage my mind

[Knowledge]

IDK...my faith in humanity and American manliness seems.to be waning. Please someone chnage my mind
I think most people are afraid they will get on a “list”. Oh my, a fucking list! Imagine 100MM fucking backstabbing bastards on a list. Good luck with that list. Oh well, maybe my time has past?

[Gabriel Suarez]

I recall a KWTL class.

One of the students asked what he should do if a man disrespected his wife by grabbing her ass.

He was expecting some Ayoobian deescalation thing.

[Gabriel Suarez]

I told him he should break the motherfucker's nose...mark up his face so everyone would see it and know.

What if I get arrested, he asked.

So what...it would be worth it I replied.

Way too many passive altar boy dudes running around today...guys that look away when challenged. We need more gangsters!!

[Knowledge]

He was expecting some Ayoobian deescalation thing.
Especially when there is no deescalation available. When it comes down to bow or die, you can’t deescalate that. But folks don’t want to believe that it is going there. That dude should be thankful you are a married man or he would have lost more than just his pride.

[Gabriel Suarez]

I think most people are afraid they will get on a “list”. Oh my, a fucking list! Imagine 100MM fucking backstabbing bastards on a list. Good luck with that list. Oh well, maybe my time has past?

Funny how nobody follows up on a list of people that will decimate their entire team. Be a pussy and everyone will want to fuck you. Be a dangerous motherfucker and they will put you on a list...and go do something else.

[Knowledge]

Funny how nobody follows up on a list of people that will decimate their entire team. Be a pussy and everyone will want to fuck you. Be a dangerous motherfucker and they will put you on a list...and go do something else.
Not just the team…the entire fucking clan.

[Gabriel Suarez]

Ending bloodlines and snatching souls...since 1492.

[David Bowman]

While I am physically correcting the social impropriety of the hypothetical dingle-berry who touched my wife, I think it would be appropriate to point out in a voice loud enough for others to hear what took place as to why it became necessary to correct said behavior. Some good ones might be:

"Don't touch my wife cocksucker!"

"Bet you won't do that again!"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

As was evidenced from the 20 minute police response to Antifa at the center of the fuckery this week, I might be nearly home by the time the cops get there to find out the reason for the bleeding sack of shit lying there was according to all the witnesses, because he touched someone that didn't belong to him.

[Gabriel Suarez]

While I am physically correcting the social impropriety of the hypothetical dingle-berry who touched my wife, I think it would be appropriate to point out in a voice loud enough for others to hear what took place as to why it became necessary to correct said behavior. Some good ones might be:

"Don't touch my wife cocksucker!"

"Bet you won't do that again!"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb"

As was evidenced from the 20 minute police response to Antifa at the center of the fuckery this week, I might be nearly home by the time the cops get there to find out the reason for the bleeding sack of shit lying there was according to all the witnesses, because he touched someone that didn't belong to him.

Not only home...but receiving carnal thanks for coming tonher rescue.

[Greg Nichols]

I actually prefer the "he fell, idk what happened" standpoint. Witnesses rarely remember what they saw, but usually remember what they heard.

[Gunstore Commando]

..I look back and sip my drink. A very non-John-Wayne Paloma drink.


Fun fact -- the real Wild West gunfighters -- Holiday, the Earps, Masterson, guys like that -- often preferred complicated drinks including sugar, fruit juices, etc.

[Beoceorl]

Fun fact -- the real Wild West gunfighters -- Holiday, the Earps, Masterson, guys like that -- often preferred complicated drinks including sugar, fruit juices, etc.

Real men can afford to enjoy life, and indulge in what truly gives them pleasure. They don't have to do things to impress others. They can drink what they want, dress as they please, and say what is really on their mind.

[Brent Yamamoto]

Fun fact -- the real Wild West gunfighters -- Holiday, the Earps, Masterson, guys like that -- often preferred complicated drinks including sugar, fruit juices, etc.

I bet most of the liquor was crap. I would want to make it palatable too.

[Gabriel Suarez]

Real men can afford to enjoy life, and indulge in what truly gives them pleasure. They don't have to do things to impress others. They can drink what they want, dress as they please, and say what is really on their mind.

Hmmmm.

[StealthNeighbor]

Funny how nobody follows up on a list of people that will decimate their entire team. Be a pussy and everyone will want to fuck you. Be a dangerous motherfucker and they will put you on a list...and go do something else.

That reminded me of the infamous "dicks, pussies and assholes" speech in "Team America."

https://youtu.be/y2GwrR-4Q9E

Touché, Saipan!

My oft-used retort to "What are you looking at?" has always been a dismissive, "Not much."

All have never gotten the double meaning...

[WOLF220]

I usually say, you remind me of a guy i used to fuck in prison. Another word has never been uttered.

[chad newton]

Lol.... That shit is funny....

[Gabriel Suarez]

:biggrin:

[chad newton]

Fuck em, pussy... Might have got him laid, he should have been thanking you...

[SqueeDAB]

I usually say, you remind me of a guy i used to fuck in prison. Another word has never been uttered.

im gonna steal-, er, ahem, borrow this to add this to my list of options.
(that’s pure gold)