Speaking of alcohol…

[45Smashemflat]

I believe the best description I read here was, “it taste like syphilis…”

Enjoy!

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[Allen]

They did a wonderful gift box this year - I give them to the bartenders I'm friends with as you can't get it outside of the midwest.

[CLEANDEAN]

When I was mildly afflicted with “ Flurona” “Fluvid 19”… I drank a good bit of Limoncello . I like some of the flavored liquors.
My uncle used to come into my Tavern once in a while and drank one beer and had a double shot of Italian Annisette. (Sambuca)
Uncle Lou lived to 95 years. ( He still went on crews to finish plaster … at 89 , retiring at 90).

[paknheat]

When I was mildly afflicted with “ Flurona” “Fluvid 19”… I drank a good bit of Lemoncello . I like some of the flavored liquors.
My uncle used to come into my Tavern once in a while and drank one beer and had a double shot of Italian Annisette.
Uncle Lou lived to 95 years. ( He still went on crews to finish plaster … at 89 , retiring at 90).

That’s awesome. Somehow I think your uncle shouldn’t have retired.

He’d probably still be with us. Got to respect old school bad assery.


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[BillyOblivion]

Malort?

Shit's fucking nasty. Fermented in a dumpster with unfiltered Chicago river water. Distilled using old transformers and used aluminum radiators.

[Allen]

Malort?

Shit's fucking nasty. Fermented in a dumpster with unfiltered Chicago river water. Distilled using old transformers and used aluminum radiators.
Nonsense. It's a perfectly good aperitif that does a wonderful job of putting every cholo in the midwest in their place.

Al.

[BillyOblivion]

Nonsense. It's a perfectly good aperitif that does a wonderful job of putting every cholo in the midwest in their place.


Cholos got more taste than to drink that sewer water.

[45Smashemflat]

Clearly Malort divides people. :)

I wish the made it in pints, I don’t need $25 worth of “nasty shit.” But I would not mind having some to settle bet.

[MesserMan]

Tried a shot of that on New Year’s on a dare. Everyone in the place was going on about how nasty it was, so of course I had to see for myself.... yeah, it’s nasty. But only because it leaves a bitter taste on your tongue for a while. If you’ve ever accidentally ended up with a ladybug on your tongue, it tastes exactly like that. Other than the bitterness, there isn’t anything else to it. It’s bad... but not as bad as everyone says. I’d still drink it before I’d drink any of the menthol flavored crap that so many seem to enjoy.

[Allen]

Clearly Malort divides people. :)

I wish the made it in pints, I don’t need $25 worth of “nasty shit.” But I would not mind having some to settle bet.
They do make mini bottles...

[Brent Yamamoto]

Tried a shot of that on New Year’s on a dare. Everyone in the place was going on about how nasty it was, so of course I had to see for myself.... yeah, it’s nasty. But only because it leaves a bitter taste on your tongue for a while. If you’ve ever accidentally ended up with a ladybug on your tongue, it tastes exactly like that. Other than the bitterness, there isn’t anything else to it. It’s bad... but not as bad as everyone says. I’d still drink it before I’d drink any of the menthol flavored crap that so many seem to enjoy.

I think this is similar to the cilantro thing...some people just react very poorly to cilantro.

I react very poorly to Malort and think it is every bit as bad and perhaps worse than what everyone says.

I will forever blame Nichols for exposing me to the abomination that is Malort. Humanity is less for the fact that it is produced, and that is coming from someone with a low opinion of humanity to begin with.

It is vile, vile stuff.