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ShopMonkey
05-16-2019, 05:55 PM
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Brightlightman
05-16-2019, 06:18 PM
Is there a lubrious treatment similar to NP3? And speed cuts?
Dorkface
05-16-2019, 06:39 PM
It makes you more aerodynamic so you can be super high speed low drag.
Brightlightman
05-16-2019, 07:15 PM
Well, he always said he was a capitalist...
Gabriel Suarez
05-16-2019, 07:27 PM
Yeah...you caught me. Gettin tired of the soul-snatching world and wanted to soften my edges a little. Maybe share this on ARFcom and watch them all go bananas over this...maybe a poor metaphor.
Greg Nichols
05-16-2019, 08:56 PM
Take my money. I look like I'm wearing a gillie suit at the beach
Pict
05-17-2019, 05:37 AM
People say I should do Naked and Afraid. No way. When I take off my shirt my kids say, "Dad, that sweater makes you look fat."
Gabriel Suarez
05-17-2019, 08:28 AM
Take my money. I look like I'm wearing a gillie suit at the beach

Yep...suns out - clippers out.
TwoBodyOneHead
05-17-2019, 08:31 AM
The more interesting is how did ShopMonkey stumble upon this ad? Don't tell us you found a magazine on the floor and it was open on this page.
Greg Nichols
05-17-2019, 08:36 AM
The more interesting is how did ShopMonkey stumble upon this ad? Don't tell us you found a magazine on the floor and it was open on this page.

I'm guessing he wasn't looking for this when he googled "smooth cheeks".
ShopMonkey
05-17-2019, 10:59 AM
The more interesting is how did ShopMonkey stumble upon this ad? Don't tell us you found a magazine on the floor and it was open on this page.

To be fair it wasn't my find, The Inquisitor was on the Google and had a holy shit moment. I'm an opportunist.
Papa
05-17-2019, 11:05 AM
"Doctor, my eyes...."