EDELWEISS
02-26-2018, 06:14 AM
I went to a legal seminar about firearms law last week. If nothing else it convinced me I am right to be moving out of Maryland. The seminar was hosted by one of those "We'll defend you" insurance plans. It was free, so I guess you get what you pay for; but like the free stuff you get when you go a "Time Share" dinner at the beach, you have to listen to a LOT of shit for a free meal....
To start off they had an attorney Ive heard of but never dealt with from my years as a cop. He began with an unlikely but I suppose plausible scenario that ends with you shooting a bad guy. Then he says call 911 and call "us" (the legal plan) immediately after). OK I was fine with that so far... EXCEPT he follows that with, DONT SAY ANYTHING to the police. (in fairness that's what I used to preach; but that was years ago before Ive seen for my self the stupidity of that maneuver). IF you are even close to being justified, then you absolutely MUST convince the first officers THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM. Not talking, "lawyering up" almost always makes you an asshole to the officer. Cops are used to assholes and it almost always never ends well for assholes. Sure you should have a lawyer--no question BUT you need to be the guy the cops see as a GOOD GUY. You need to be they guy the cops think that they would have done the same thing.
Chances are the call will come late in the shift (it always did for me), and chances are the cop had something to go home to, even if it was just internet porn; but that cop will not have planned to be working for the next 20+ hours to "work a shooting", especially not one he wasn't involved with doing the actual shooting. That cop, has a boss (actually a few bosses) he has to please AND he wont be going home UNTIL the report is done. Hes not there for YOU, not unless you make him realize you were the good guy, the cool guy, the guy maybe he even wishes he was; because you were the guy that "popped a cap in that shithead laying over there". Once that cop starts writing, hes either gonna put your name down as a Victim or a SUSPECT and once that report is done and approved by the bosses, it will take Jesus in his Heaven to change it. Then THAT report will get submitted to the States Attorney, who wont "know" what really happen; but they will KNOW what the REPORT says.
The seminar lawyer couldn't understand that. He insisted that HE should be the one to tell the police. Well, that would be fine IF he gets to the scene BEFORE the police--whats the chances of that??? Sure you should listen to your attorney; but you then need to make good adult decisions. Those decisions will determine who goes home AFTER the shooting. Remember the attorney will go home, the officer will eventually go home--both of them might even have sex when they get there; but what you say, and how you say it, will decide IF you go home (and how much you want the sex that's coming....).
Theres more if your interested
To start off they had an attorney Ive heard of but never dealt with from my years as a cop. He began with an unlikely but I suppose plausible scenario that ends with you shooting a bad guy. Then he says call 911 and call "us" (the legal plan) immediately after). OK I was fine with that so far... EXCEPT he follows that with, DONT SAY ANYTHING to the police. (in fairness that's what I used to preach; but that was years ago before Ive seen for my self the stupidity of that maneuver). IF you are even close to being justified, then you absolutely MUST convince the first officers THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM. Not talking, "lawyering up" almost always makes you an asshole to the officer. Cops are used to assholes and it almost always never ends well for assholes. Sure you should have a lawyer--no question BUT you need to be the guy the cops see as a GOOD GUY. You need to be they guy the cops think that they would have done the same thing.
Chances are the call will come late in the shift (it always did for me), and chances are the cop had something to go home to, even if it was just internet porn; but that cop will not have planned to be working for the next 20+ hours to "work a shooting", especially not one he wasn't involved with doing the actual shooting. That cop, has a boss (actually a few bosses) he has to please AND he wont be going home UNTIL the report is done. Hes not there for YOU, not unless you make him realize you were the good guy, the cool guy, the guy maybe he even wishes he was; because you were the guy that "popped a cap in that shithead laying over there". Once that cop starts writing, hes either gonna put your name down as a Victim or a SUSPECT and once that report is done and approved by the bosses, it will take Jesus in his Heaven to change it. Then THAT report will get submitted to the States Attorney, who wont "know" what really happen; but they will KNOW what the REPORT says.
The seminar lawyer couldn't understand that. He insisted that HE should be the one to tell the police. Well, that would be fine IF he gets to the scene BEFORE the police--whats the chances of that??? Sure you should listen to your attorney; but you then need to make good adult decisions. Those decisions will determine who goes home AFTER the shooting. Remember the attorney will go home, the officer will eventually go home--both of them might even have sex when they get there; but what you say, and how you say it, will decide IF you go home (and how much you want the sex that's coming....).
Theres more if your interested