Am I going to die? Indian food for lunch

[reforger2002]

We have a lot of Indian contract programmers working here and they decided to have a food day. Best dishes from their part of India.

I accepted an invitation to join them. This is not the stuff from the ‘indian’ restaurants in town. Lunch was great but a couple of those things were nuclear powered. One the one hand it was so tasty on the other it was melting my face. I think my ears are going to start running.

Am I going to die?

[steve_k]

Stay safe

[LMarshall73]

Are you going to die? No. Are you going to lose a considerable amount of water weight in a short amount of time? Yes. Remember that chewing gum you swallowed in third grade? Well it's about to leave your large intestine.

[kssoftwareman]

Yes you are going to die. Send me your guns and ammo before it is too late.

[azDevilsFan]

Not to worry,

It's not hot until you begin to lose vision and your ears are ringing. :lmao:

[DutchV]

Are all your affairs in order?

[EDELWEISS]

Well do you know for sure that they weren't actually trying to kill you?

Do you know for sure that they were Indian and not muslim?

[reforger2002]

Well do you know for sure that they weren't actually trying to kill you?

Do you know for sure that they were Indian and not muslim?


don't be a douche nozzle

[BigEd63]

ROFLMAO! When I worked for the UofA and we had a pre-Christmas vacation pot luck dinner the only ones who liked my Hot n Spicy Beans were the Indian Grad. and Post Grad Students. And I liked their food too. Man up dude!:lmao:

[warriorscience4u]

Am I going to die?

Not of cancer. Their spices have cancer on the run!!

[Dorkface]

I LOVE spicey food but I hate the taste of curry.... A guy at work makes jerky with ghost peppers and I am one of the few who can eat it lol.

[Greg Nichols]

I did a full shot of 187 proof Shine... I didn't die but I did see Jesus, he sent me back and said it's not my time yet.

It's not the eating of hot food that will kill you.. it's the next day when it gives you the "Johnny Cash" tm, Burning Ring of Fire

[WinstonSmith]

It's interesting that third world countries all like spicy food. Perhaps they hide the flavor of spoiled meat with plenty of cayenne. :scratchchin:

[Greg Nichols]

It's interesting that third world countries all like spicy food. Perhaps they hide the flavor of spoiled meat with plenty of cayenne. :scratchchin:

it actually reduces parasites, flies, and spoilage I believe

[coastalcop]

You won't die, but you will wish you had about 8 hours later, Might as well get the ice cream out now for your tortured starfish ;)

[stankasz1]

I did a full shot of 187 proof Shine... I didn't die but I did see Jesus, he sent me back and said it's not my time yet.

It's not the eating of hot food that will kill you.. it's the next day when it gives you the "Johnny Cash" tm, Burning Ring of Fire

:firedevil::yell::lmao:

[stankasz1]

I did a full shot of 187 proof Shine... I didn't die but I did see Jesus, he sent me back and said it's not my time yet.

It's not the eating of hot food that will kill you.. it's the next day when it gives you the "Johnny Cash" tm, Burning Ring of Fire

When I was a kid and partying hard I thought I was tough, drinking whiskey out the bottle....then I had some 'shine....oooohhhh mmmmmyyyyy that was a life experience right there

[reforger2002]

My college roomate had family that made melon shine - that stuff went down real easy - then it was 'STOP THE PLANET I WANT TO GET OFF!' once it hit your system.

I wussed out and just chugged 16 oz of whole milk. Still think my pulse is up a little ....

[steve_k]

It's interesting that third world countries all like spicy food. Perhaps they hide the flavor of spoiled meat with plenty of cayenne. :scratchchin:

It also has to do with their plumbing infrastructure as well I believe.

[Ragsbo]

Go eat a gallon of ice cream so when you are sitting on the throne with a lightening bolts and lava pouring out of you, you can keep thinking "come on ice cream, come on ice cream!"

[Togar]

It also has to do with their plumbing infrastructure as well I believe.

If it'll clean your plumbing, why can't it also help the sewage infrastructure?

[EDELWEISS]

don't be a douche nozzle

Can you really know for sure?

[reforger2002]

Ok the morning download was ahhh Epic - I think I lost 5 lbs

[plugugly]

Next time, keep baby wipes in stock. :lmao:

[LMarshall73]

Next time, keep baby wipes in stock. :lmao:

Or at least be prepared to dab with wet toilet paper...

[BillyOblivion]

it actually reduces parasites, flies, and spoilage I believe

If flies and parasites won't eat it, WTF are you doing putting it in your mouth?

[DutchV]

The three best answers for overly spicy food are milk, bread and honey. (Honey is about the only answer if you're sitting there crying with your mouth on fire.)

[hedgedawg]

You just think it was hot going in. Wait 'til it ferments for awhile. The expulsion will be epic!

[P.D.]

What a bunch of P*****s!


Indian food ---- Korma, Masala, you name it. Love it! Bring it on!

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[Sharkbite]

You're killing me, Smalls! :lol:

I'm surprised no one brought some keer. I call it the Indian fire extinguisher. It's a rice pudding dessert made with condensed milk and pistachios. YUM!

It'll help douse the flames, if needed.

Indian food is great if you find a good vendor. Great. Now I'm jonesing for some curry.....

[tweek]

It's not the first burn that get you. It's the second. As already mentioned:

https://youtu.be/mIBTg7q9oNc

The reason for spicy food is that it acts as an antibiotic and kills off all the bad critters you don't want making it in to your small intestine. If you eat spicy food all the time it will change the ecology of your intestines, for the better mostly, because it will kill off the bad stuff our overly processed food allows to thrive in there.

I'm not wild about all Indian food but I can eat it. I prefer the more far Eastern Asian fair. Especially Chili Crab. Talk about a ring of fire.