..............

[Wilburt]

Hmmm.... better not, maybe a story later

[Pict]

We're pirates here. This thread is now open for hijacking.

I just bought four packages of Starbuck's VIA Dark Colombian roast instant coffee for $1.95 each. I'm very happy about it. I keep VIA in all my bug-out bags and survival kits.

[strengverboten]

Thread hi-jack #2:


My wife says I over use the "......." In text messages.

Not sure why.........

[Texican_gal]

We're pirates here. This thread is now open for hijacking.

I just bought four packages of Starbuck's VIA Dark Colombian roast instant coffee for $1.95 each. I'm very happy about it. I keep VIA in all my bug-out bags and survival kits.

Do you mean that you bought the packages that contain between 6-12 (depending on who sells it) for a buck-95? That is a steal! Or, did you in fact steal them? :ugh: Well then you'd better plead the 5th, out loud!! :beer:

[Custom II]

Thread hi-jack #2:


My wife says I over use the "......." In text messages.

Not sure why.........

well... unresolved sentences... can lead people into believing.... that perhaps.... you are insinuating something you aren't. :naughty:

Hijack #3. Today I have been dating my girlfriend for a year, and am looking into custom rings. I think a cigar might be in order tonight.

[dgaspar]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[strengverboten]

well... unresolved sentences... can lead people into believing.... that perhaps.... you are insinuating something you aren't. :naughty:

Hijack #3. Today I have been dating my girlfriend for a year, and am looking into custom rings. I think a cigar might be in order tonight.


Congrats.......

What *are* you going to do with.........that cigar?





Get it.............?

[Mervo]

Hijack #4

word of the day as according to my desktop calendar;

Niggling- verb. persistent annoyance. Use in a sentence- "liberals are forever niggling me."

[strengverboten]

Hijack #4

word of the day as according to my desktop calendar;

Niggling- n. persistent annoyance. Use in a sentence- "liberals are forever niggling me."

I find humor in that.

[Foxpup]

I'm reading a book on The Black Plague. I like uplifting literature :silly:

[Custom II]

I'm reading a book on The Black Plague. I like uplifting literature :silly:

Ring around the rosies!

[Dorkface]

I submit the new title of the thread is to drive people whom are using touch screens crazy because there is such a small clickable area with out zooming in.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

So, it's gonna be hot and sticky this weekend in WI. I'm wondering if Greg is gonna wear clothes, or use this as an excuse to go "Iowan".

[WinstonSmith]

Ring around the rosies!

Hijack #4: Amazing how much child literature, especially nursery rhymes, is about dark subjects like the Bubonic Plague!

[WinstonSmith]

Hijack #4: Amazing how much child literature, especially nursery rhymes, is about dark subjects like the Bubonic Plague!

Hijack #6: I can't count.

[Pict]

They were 8-packs of VIA for $1.95 each. Amish Discount Grocery store. At that price I can drink it during non-emergencies if I want to feel special. If I eat Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies, does that mean I'm gay?

[WinstonSmith]

Thread hi-jack #2:


My wife says I over use the "......." In text messages.

Not sure why.........

My wife sends probably 10 texts to me for every one I send her.

Corollary: I don't read all her texts. :cool:

[Dorkface]

Hicks: I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

[Custom II]

So, it's gonna be hot and sticky this weekend in WI. I'm wondering if Greg is gonna wear clothes, or use this as an excuse to go "Iowan".

Hey, every unicorn warrior has to let his mane down sometime!

[Custom II]

My wife sends probably 10 texts to me for every one I send her.

Corollary: I don't read all her texts. :cool:

Now is the time to plead the fifth, bro!

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Hijack #6: I can't count.No one probably ever accused you of being the bright crayon I imagine. Iffin you haven't figgered it out yet, I aim to misbehave. :)

[strengverboten]

Now is the time to plead the fifth, bro!

Hijack #7.....


I often tell my wife about something I've done by starting with:

" so you'll never guess what that crazy guy (insert random friend name here) did " just to take some heat off myself

[Pict]

Thread hi-jack #2:


My wife says I over use the "......." In text messages.

Not sure why.........

I believe that you can use the … in a first person narrative but in dialog the standard is to use a— called an” em dash”.

Example...

“Here’s good, stop the truck.”

There was no need to pull over. Scotty did not ask why but obeyed bringing the truck to a halt in the passing lane.

Nick took the keys out of the ignition, stepped out of the truck, and walked a few paces up the road.

Scotty got out following him. He approached to conversational speaking distance behind Nick.

“Nick, I—”

Nick turned, stepped in and hit him full force with a right cross to the cheek. The blow was fierce. Scotty staggered back and fell, stunned but not out.

“Do I need to explain that?” Nick spat.

“No,” Scotty replied sitting on the ground, spitting blood.

“I’m going to!” Nick barked, standing over him, fists clenched.

[WinstonSmith]

No one probably ever accused you of being the bright crayon I imagine. Iffin you haven't figgered it out yet, I aim to misbehave. :)

I just play dumb to hustle you.

[WinstonSmith]

Hijack #7.....


I often tell my wife about something I've done by starting with:

" so you'll never guess what that crazy guy (insert random friend name here) did " just to take some heat off myself

And that works how well?

I mean: and that works ...............?

[CaptBeach]

So why was Nick and Scotty fightin'?

[strengverboten]

And that works how well?

I mean: and that works ...............?

She's starting to ask why she hasn't met all these guys.......:ugh:

[Dorkface]

My 3 yo daughter just decided to try and put 20 oz of water in a 10 oz cup... I got there before most of it spilled... roflmao

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

And that works how well? I mean: and that works ...............?Yeah, I pull up the driveway and my wife is waiting OUTSIDE for me. That's when I know whatever I just recently did, didn't work. Don't spook the cattle. No, a "bad day" is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a… a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.

[WinstonSmith]

She's starting to ask why she hasn't met all these guys.......:ugh:

If I ever meet her I'll be sure to inform her that it's because your "excuse friends" are imaginary.

[strengverboten]

If I ever meet her I'll be sure to inform her that it's because your "excuse friends" are imaginary.

Below the belt bro!

[Pict]

So why was Nick and Scotty fightin'?

If I get it published you get to know. That was a small excerpt from chapter nine of 27 total.

[Dorkface]

No, a "bad day" is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a… a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.

LOL

I know that's from Firefly but it made me think of:


http://youtu.be/Jg6-6uGvvqQ

[WinstonSmith]

Below the belt bro!

I think this might be my only opportunity for this emoticon:
:nutkick:

[WinstonSmith]

Yeah, I pull up the driveway and my wife is waiting OUTSIDE for me. That's when I know whatever I just recently did, didn't work. Don't spook the cattle. No, a "bad day" is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a… a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.


LOL

I know that's from Firefly ...

Firefly. I enjoyed it, but how many times do you have to watch that to memorize parts of it?

ETA: And here I was thinking Goodspeed's got cattle on 7 acres in WI. :wink:

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

One big Kudo to Dorkface today!! :) Winston, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? In other news, I have it on good authority that due to the HAWT and STIHKY weather, TehNicholsmeister will be wearing this tomorrow:
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[Grey Man]

hijack # something

This is how I feel after dealing with a company that makes lots of network hardware . . .their name may start with a C and should end with a 0.

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Nothing like dealing with some jerk in south america that turns up 30 minutes late to a webex and refuses to do a phone call, takes 15 minutes to answer a chat and calls in a code red because he can't convert a recording into a freaking WMA because he can't be bothered to read the f#*#ing installation guide that he was provided . . . *much more profanity*

[Dorkface]

Well... Goodspeed also quoted it when he said that he aimed to misbehave... roflmao

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Hicks: I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.How did I miss this?! Dude, too easy. Game over, Man. Game over!

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Well... Goodspeed also quoted it when he said that he aimed to misbehave... roflmao Nice catch there. Wasn't sure anyone would get it. I just sent Greg a foto to his phone: 31920

[Texican_gal]

They were 8-packs of VIA for $1.95 each. Amish Discount Grocery store. At that price I can drink it during non-emergencies if I want to feel special. If I eat Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies, does that mean I'm gay?

The Amish must have pulled these off a boxcar when they stalled a buggy on the tracks!!

No—eating the Milano cookies means that you are a Certified Cosmopolitan Dude with no froot loopery implied.

[WinstonSmith]

Hijack #13: anyone still have drive-in theaters where they live?

[strengverboten]

Hijack #13: anyone still have drive-in theaters where they live?

There's one about 10 miles from me....

[WinstonSmith]

There's one about 10 miles from me....

Is it any good? Or is it a hillbilly hangout?

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Hijack #13: anyone still have drive-in theaters where they live?Yes. We go at least once a month. Fun as all heck, especially iffin we brings one of the old timey cars. But when you walk in, don't ring the bell. "Better safe than sorry...better safe than sorry..." DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!

[Gun Mutt]

Words fail to express how happy I am I clicked on the mysterious thread title. I do so love you twisted people.

[WinstonSmith]

Yes. We go at least once a month. Fun as all heck, especially iffin we brings one of the old timey cars. But when you walk in, don't ring the bell. "Better safe than sorry...better safe than sorry..." DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!

I'm guessing there is another Firefly reference in there.

[Custom II]

Is it any good? Or is it a hillbilly hangout?

There's one a few minutes away from me... I went once. It was hard to see past the flags on jacked up trucks. No joke!

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Is it any good? Or is it a hillbilly hangout?Ours here in WI is actually really nice. http://www.highway18.com/ Except on the nights that "THAT GUY" shows up. He's usually ridin in one of his 80s vans:
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[strengverboten]

Is it any good? Or is it a hillbilly hangout?

It's pretty raggedy in my AO......


They tend to replay titles that only bottom feeders flock to.

[WinstonSmith]

Words fail to express how happy I am I clicked on the mysterious thread title. I do so love you twisted people.

I think we were overdue for silliness. Haven't really seen this since that last 9mm vs. 45 ACP thread.

[Faramir]

Yeah, I pull up the driveway and my wife is waiting OUTSIDE for me. That's when I know whatever I just recently did, didn't work. Don't spook the cattle. No, a "bad day" is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a… a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd.

Now, morbid and creapifying, I ain't got no problem with just so long as its quiet like.


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[Custom II]

I'm guessing there is another Firefly reference in there.

I find firefly pretty quotable... But dang! You'd think Goodspeed has weekly marathons! :laugh:

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

words fail to express how happy i am i clicked on the mysterious thread title. I do so love you twisted people.rawr!!!
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[WinstonSmith]

Ours here in WI is actually really nice. http://www.highway18.com/ Except on the nights that "THAT GUY" shows up. He's usually ridin in one of his 80s vans:
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I'm sure Google has a special statistical anomaly report for bizarre search patterns and you're near the top of the list.

[Custom II]

I think we were overdue for silliness. Haven't really seen this since that last 9mm vs. 45 ACP thread.

Hijack #42?

[WinstonSmith]

Now, morbid and creapifying, I ain't got no problem with just so long as its quiet like.


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That SCREAMS Firefly, but I haven't a clue which episode.

[Dorkface]

"Better safe than sorry...better safe than sorry..." DING DONG! DING DONG! Dinner's served! COME AND GET IT!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

The church guy on Death Toll from l4d!!!!!

[WinstonSmith]

Hijack #42?

Only if it's to answer The Question.

[WinstonSmith]

rawr!!!
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And my post directly below your Dinosaur one was actually posted BEFORE I saw this. I further rest my case.

[Custom II]

Only if it's to answer The Question.

I thought that 9mm vs. .45 *was* the question!

[WinstonSmith]

It's pretty raggedy in my AO......


They tend to replay titles that only bottom feeders flock to.

I'm hitting one up tonight. New movie titles, though, and not dollar theater prices. Crossing fingers ..............

[Dorkface]

Any body want a peanut???

[WinstonSmith]

I thought that 9mm vs. .45 *was* the question!

Well, 9mm is a mouse gun cartridge. :wink:

[Custom II]

Any body want a peanut???

You have a great gift for rhymes, my friend

[Custom II]

Well, 9mm is a mouse gun cartridge. :wink:

And a .45 to the thumb will knock a man down...

[Faramir]

Only if it's to answer The Question.

But remember that silence will fall when the question is asked.

Also the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuum systems.


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[WinstonSmith]

Any body want a peanut???

Now THERE is a movie I can recognize by quotes.

No more rhyming, I mean it.

That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

To the pain ...

There's a shortage of perfect breasts, would be a pity if you damaged yours.

I AM the Brute Squad.

Wait like an hour. A good hour.

Have fun storming the castle.

My way is unsportsmanlike.

[Custom II]

But remember that silence will fall when the question is asked.

Also the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuum systems.


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I need a fish in my ear to make heads or tails of what you're saying

[WinstonSmith]

I need a fish in my ear to make heads or tails of what you're saying

Never, ever go anywhere without your towel.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

I think we were overdue for silliness. Haven't really seen this since that last 9mm vs. 45 ACP thread.
Totally agree with you, Winston. But as to the caliber war, you realize ten mike mike rulz.
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[Custom II]

Never, ever go anywhere without your towel.

Lest the lab rats harvest your brain!

[WinstonSmith]

Now THERE is a movie I can recognize by quotes.

No more rhyming, I mean it.

That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

To the pain ...

There's a shortage of perfect breasts, would be a pity if you damaged yours.

I AM the Brute Squad.

Wait like an hour. A good hour.

Have fun storming the castle.

My way is unsportsmanlike.

Did I steal all the good quotes?

Farm boy!

As you wish.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Goodnight, Wesley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

[Custom II]

You only say that because nobody ever has!

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Never, ever go anywhere without your towel.http://bit.ly/VKfkh6

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

How did you get Krieger's van?Greg bought it at Auction. It's sooooo rolling probable cause. Archer is funneh as hell!

[WinstonSmith]

http://bit.ly/VKfkh6

Isn't that a rule of yours to not click blind links? Especially from one of the forum's biggest court jesters?

[BeardedPelican]

My favorite quote....

"If you lick a slug, your tongue goes numb"

[WinstonSmith]

To blave ...

[Custom II]

Greg bought it at Auction. It's sooooo rolling probable cause. Archer is funneh as hell!

Did it come complete with a holographic girlfriend?

[Custom II]

I might have to start quoting the ninja handbook if this keeps going

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

I'm on either my 3rd or 4th time through of watching it. This having it on Netflix business is not good...at all. Also, if you haven't read "How to Archer" give that a shot. Greatness.

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*** in it you know."I have not read that. On my list now though. Thanks, man. P.S. Stay away from Hulu. It kills your social life.
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[WinstonSmith]

I have not read that. On my list now though. Thanks, man. P.S. Stay away from Hulu. It kills your social life.
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I must live under a rock. I have no idea what show that is.

[WinstonSmith]

Get out some C4, make a nice shape charge and blow that boulder out of the way! I guarantee (I can never spell that word correctly) you will laugh til you cry way more than once.

Which show?

[Custom II]

LONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

(thoroughly not giving a damn about the cattle)

[WinstonSmith]

Seriously, how many times did you watch firefly?

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Archer. Unless you were referring to the pic by Goodspeed, in which case I am unsure. That could be a ship from a few different shows/movies. Goodspeed!! What is that thing? (trying not to spook the cattle)I'm trying to fix it right now so it works. Big assed Kudo to whomever gets it. It's from a LONG time ago.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Seriously, how many times did you watch firefly?It would be easier to tell you how I spend the time I'm NOT watching Firefly/Serenity. :P

[Custom II]

I'm trying to fix it right now so it works. Big assed Kudo to whomever gets it. It's from a LONG time ago.

My first guess was Babylon 5, but I dunno

[golucky]

"The last star fighter" ?

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

"The last star fighter" ?Hellz to the YEAH!!!

http://www.sci-fi-o-rama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/post_deathblossom_spin_32_650w.gif

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http://youtu.be/MLNvUsTBGyE

[Gabriel Suarez]

Starbuck's VIA and Beef Jerky will not only keep you alive in the worst of times, but you won't look like a doughnut eating firearms instructor when you get rescued.

[WinstonSmith]

It would be easier to tell you how I spend the time I'm NOT watching Firefly/Serenity. :P

I see the speech patterns emerging in all your "normal" posts.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

I see the speech patterns emerging in all your "normal" posts.Good thing you put quotes around it or people might not understand. Care to guess what movie this blaster is from? I'll give you a hint: It's NOT Serenity.
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[golucky]

The black hole !

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

The black hole !Dang, that was FAST! Good on ya. Now, without gewglin: NO! Don't go in there! You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it! She's seen it!

[WinstonSmith]

Hmmm.... better not, maybe a story later

Look what you've done, Wilburt. I blame you. It's going to take weeks to get Goodspeed back under control again.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Look what you've done, Wilburt. I blame you. It's going to take weeks to get Goodspeed back under control again.You don't know the half of it. Nichols just called from the road. He's past the point of no return. The chair is against the wall. Shall we play a game? It's not fair. Jack Flack always escapes. How does he do it, Morris? I had ten times as many bullets. (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001235/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)Yeah, but Flack had ingenuity and the contacts, Kim. That's better than bullets sometimes.

[Dorkface]

Awe man... I got here too late for the last star fighter... too easy.

As for social life... I operate on a different level of Geek lol.

and that other quote is from Logan's Run rofl

[golucky]

Goodspeed, you sure bring back memories. I'm going with Logan's Run.

[Pict]

Starbuck's VIA and Beef Jerky will not only keep you alive in the worst of times, but you won't look like a doughnut eating firearms instructor when you get rescued.

If you have VIA and beef jerky then it is not the worst of times yet. The worst of times is when you have no more VIA and the last of the doughnut eating firearms instructor is sizzling on the end of a stick.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Starbuck's VIA and Beef Jerky will not only keep you alive in the worst of times, but you won't look like a doughnut eating firearms instructor when you get rescued.This is Sparta.

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[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Goodspeed, you sure bring back memories. I'm going with Logan's Run.Yep. Logans Run, a really good book. Try this on for size. Again, no gewglen. Because people who have no hopes are easy to control; and whoever has the control... has the power!

[Dorkface]

Seriously, how many times did you watch firefly?

I've only watched it maybe 4 times all the way through lol. I might have to watch it again... lol. Maybe Jericho again as well... One of the best things about watching stuff over and over is it really makes it easy to work out during it because I don't have to pay total attention to it lol.

[Ryan G]

Hideing out in broom closet at work. Ill be off at midnight, who wants to pilage seattle later?

[Dorkface]

Yep. Logans Run, a really good book. Try this on for size. Again, no gewglen. Because people who have no hopes are easy to control; and whoever has the control... has the power!

FFFFFAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOORRRRRR R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atrayu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There's been times when a luck dragon or a rock biter would have been handy...

[WinstonSmith]

FFFFFAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOORRRRRR R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atrayu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There's been times when a luck dragon or a rock biter would have been handy...

Never ending story

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

You guys are really on today. This was my favorite part:

Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): No papers?
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh, at least.

[Dorkface]

This is just where my brain lives lol.

[ChuteTheMall]

Hijack #3. Today I have been dating my girlfriend for a year, and am looking into custom rings. I think a cigar might be in order tonight.Play your cards right...and you can use that cigar band for an engagement ring....:rolleyes1:

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

OK, last one now as I need to lower the bridge for when Greg pulls up in his

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There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!

[Dorkface]

oh its.... oh crap what is it!!!! That one with Redford and computers and stuff... All I can picture is the room they made the same temp as the body and had to walk extra slow through....

[ChuteTheMall]

Here's to plain speaking and clear understanding.:cheers:

[Dorkface]

Sneakers! (I used IMDB rofl)

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

I think a cigar might be in order tonight.
That's what he said:
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[ChuteTheMall]

I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

[oletymepreacher]

You guys are really on today. This was my favorite part:

Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): No papers?
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Oh, at least.

The Hunt for Red October

[Dorkface]

Here's one... The ending is amazing... lol.

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[ChuteTheMall]

I hope you're not letting yourself be influenced by the guns these pocket-edition desperadoes are waving around, because I've practiced taking guns from these boys before; so we'll have no trouble there.:privateeye:

[ChuteTheMall]

I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you.:suspect:

[Custom II]

That's what he said:
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But I never inhale!

[ChuteTheMall]

A crippled newsie took 'em away from him. I made him give 'em back.:privateeye:

[ChuteTheMall]

Sam Spade (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): If you kill me, how are you going get the bird? And if I know you can't afford to kill me, how are you going to scare me into giving it to you? Kasper Gutman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002113/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Well, sir, there are other means of persuasion besides killing and threatening to kill.
Sam Spade (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Yes, that's... That's true. But, there're none of them any good unless the threat of death is behind them. You see what I mean? If you start something, I'll make it a matter of your having to kill me or call it off.
Kasper Gutman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002113/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): That's an attitude, sir, that calls for the most delicate judgment on both sides. Because, as you know, sir, in the heat of action men are likely to forget where their best interests lie and let their emotions carry them away.
Sam Spade (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000007/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Then the trick from my angle is to make my play strong enough to tie you up, but not make you mad enough to bump me off against your better judgment.
Kasper Gutman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002113/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): By gad, sir, you are a character.

[Dorkface]

Starbuck's VIA and Beef Jerky will not only keep you alive in the worst of times, but you won't look like a doughnut eating firearms instructor when you get rescued.

Easy fix....


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[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Here's one... The ending is amazing... lol.

31930That dude from that show with the pastel colored clothes and shoes with no socks. And he always had magazines for a gun I bought WITHOUT a magazine. Brand new from the factory. Cuz like I said in an earlier post: ten mike mike rulz! :) P.S. Gregs room is all set up for him.


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[Dorkface]

It is a Young Don Johnson... In a hilarious post apocalyptic movie.

[ErikRN]

Ok, so I missed firefly, sneakers, and hunt for the red october. However, I know "Maltese Falcon."

[Foxpup]

This is just where my brain lives lol.

and that's why I can "read your brain"

[Foxpup]

This thread has me laughing so hard I'm in tears!

[WinstonSmith]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

How did I miss this one?

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

It is a Young Don Johnson... In a hilarious post apocalyptic movie.Go back and read my post. Then look at this picture. I'm with ya. :)

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[Dorkface]

and that's why I can "read your brain"

Rofl.... touche

[WinstonSmith]

I submit the new title of the thread is to drive people whom are using touch screens crazy because there is such a small clickable area with out zooming in.

If you're on a touchscreen device, you should use Tapatalk. Problem solved.

[Dorkface]

Go back and read my post. Then look at this picture. I'm with ya. :)

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I have to admit I never watched Miami Vice lol.

[WinstonSmith]

Okay. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house and use the bathroom. But his sister did!

[Faramir]

The Schwartz is strong in this thread.


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[Dorkface]

The Schwartz is strong in this thread.


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I still want SpaceBall's the flame thrower....

[Faramir]

Same here.


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[Goodspeed(TPF)]

I want one of these.
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Oh! Say it isn't so: http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/site/

[Custom II]

The Schwartz is strong in this thread.


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All these quotes are helping said movie's merchandising potential

[WinstonSmith]

Did Nichols arrive?

[ChuteTheMall]

It is a Young Don Johnson... In a hilarious post apocalyptic movie.

A Boy And His Dog.


Ok, so I missed firefly, sneakers, and hunt for the red october. However, I know "Maltese Falcon."

Another old geezer, I presume.

Hey, is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[Sgt. Psycho]

Things I have learned from this thread:

- This isn't a thread, it is an impromptu chat room....

- Dorkface is a level 157 Geek Lord....

- Goodspeed has apparently invited The Nichols over for a Firefly marathon....

- WinstonSmith can't count past 4....

- dgaspar sniffs his cat's breath....http://www.minionreport.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifwtf?

- streng has a lot of imaginary friends....

- I'm going to load up my doomsday bunker with Starbucks VIA and beef jerky.

[Dorkface]

...and I haven't even brought up Anime. rofl.

[Custom II]

Okay. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house and use the bathroom. But his sister did!


...and I haven't even brought up Anime. rofl.

....so far!

[Claybob]

This is Sparta.

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Nope here's Sparta http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/22/y5a3agaq.jpg
It's right next to Warsaw.

[Claybob]

All these quotes are helping said movie's merchandising potential

Where's my liquid Schwartz for the daily commute ?!?!

[Custom II]

Where's my liquid Schwartz for the daily commute ?!?!

I hear yogurt can help

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Did Nichols arrive?He's 20min out. Its currently raining. The moat at my gate will be overflowing. Good thing he drives a Jeep. We're actually thinking of making him watch Napoleon Dynamite tonight as he has never seen it. You all think it's a good choice, or have any better ideas? I kind of want to watch Jaws for some reason. I dunno. We have The Purge as well and none of has seen that yet. What say you all?

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

If I ever have a chance to buy a Bren Ten, I will do it!!!You has a top dollar? Cuz I have seen 3 in the last 6 months that I passed up. One even came with 6 mags. LMK and I will grab the next one for you, John.

[Dorkface]

Napoleon Dynamite... I hated that movie... and that's coming from a guy who loves terrible B movies and is an avid fan of MST3K... If you haven't seen The Cabin in The Woods its amazing.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Napoleon Dynamite... I hated that movie... and that's coming from a guy who loves terrible B movies and is an avid fan of MST3K... If you haven't seen The Cabin in The Woods its amazing.I totally wasn't expecting such a good movie in The Cabin in the Woods, boy was I surprised. I can't wait for the sequel.

[Custom II]

Tehe. Do the dynamite! Perhaps you'll get some ideas for mix tapes

[Claybob]

But get your freakin 12 gauge for the wolverines if you watch dynamite.

[Dorkface]

I totally wasn't expecting such a good movie in The Cabin in the Woods, boy was I surprised. I can't wait for the sequel.

Well it WAS written by Jos Whedon.....

[ErikRN]

I'm 28, just love Boge. And by missed, I meant the names were called before I got there.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Well it WAS written by Jos Whedon.....Yes, yes it was. :) What about Planes, Trains and Automobiles? PBG hasn't seen that one yet, either. We watched The Goonies last week and laughed so hard it hurt. Tomorrow, when the world began might work as well.

[John Chambers]

"Why ruin the beauty of a thing, with legality! "

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

But get your freakin 12 gauge for the wolverines if you watch dynamite.Ever take it off any sweet jumps?

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[WinstonSmith]

Things I have learned from this thread:

- This isn't a thread, it is an impromptu chat room....

- Dorkface is a level 157 Geek Lord....

- Goodspeed has apparently invited The Nichols over for a Firefly marathon....

- WinstonSmith can't count past 4....

- dgaspar sniffs his cat's breath....http://www.minionreport.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gifwtf?

- streng has a lot of imaginary friends....

- I'm going to load up my doomsday bunker with Starbucks VIA and beef jerky.

Yeah. That about sums this up.

[WinstonSmith]

Okay. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house and use the bathroom. But his sister did!

Goonies (just in case)

[Dorkface]

Yes, yes it was. :) What about Planes, Trains and Automobiles? PBG hasn't seen that one yet, either. We watched The Goonies last week and laughed so hard it hurt. Tomorrow, when the world began might work as well.

Those are all good choices...

I'd say Rocky Horror Picture Show but its just not the same as watching it in a theater at midnight plus you might see Nichols wearing Gold lame (pronounced luh may for those who don't know lol) short shorts soon there after...

[WinstonSmith]

Napoleon Dynamite... I hated that movie... and that's coming from a guy who loves terrible B movies and is an avid fan of MST3K... If you haven't seen The Cabin in The Woods its amazing.

Hated Nappy D the first time. But quoted it immediately afterwards. So, thumbs up for such a stupid movie.

Hated Cabin In The Woods. So dark (evil) and immoral. Was not what I was expecting at all.

[WinstonSmith]

I'm hitting one up tonight. New movie titles, though, and not dollar theater prices. Crossing fingers ..............

Stupid projector was broken. 100ish cars at probably $30 something each in lost admissions that had to be refunded. Plus lost concessions sales.

[WinstonSmith]

But get your freakin 12 gauge for the wolverines if you watch dynamite.

What would you do in a situation like that?!

Yes. I love technology.
But not as much as you, you see.
Always and forever.

You're just jealous because I was chatting online with babes all day.

So what do y'all think about the 24 piece set? We got a deal-ey-o?

Pedro offers you his protection.

Just break the wrist and walk away.

Your mom goes to college.

This is pretty much the worst movie of all time.
Like anybody can even know that.

Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Will you bring me my Chapstick?
No. Just ask the school nurse. She has like six sticks in her drawer.
Gross!

I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

[Housertl]

Tina! Come get your ham!

[Custom II]

What would you do in a situation like that?!

Yes. I love technology.
But not as much as you, you see.
Always and forever.

You're just jealous because I was chatting online with babes all day.

So what do y'all think about the 24 piece set? We got a deal-ey-o?

Pedro offers you his protection.

Just break the wrist and walk away.

Your mom goes to college.

This is pretty much the worst movie of all time.
Like anybody can even know that.

Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Will you bring me my Chapstick?
No. Just ask the school nurse. She has like six sticks in her drawer.
Gross!

I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.


We are already blessed with the unicorn warrior...


Why can't we have a Liger warrior?

[Dorkface]

Just as long as we don't get any Tigons.... They're weak and pathetic...

[WinstonSmith]

I spent like three hours shading your upper lip.

[WinstonSmith]

We are already blessed with the unicorn warrior...


Why can't we have a Liger warrior?

Bred for its skills in magic.

[WinstonSmith]

He is in the cockpit.

Cockpit?

It's the small room at the front of the plane where all the controls are. But that's not important now.

[Custom II]

He is in the cockpit.

Cockpit?

It's the small room at the front of the plane where all the controls are. But that's not important now.

What's your vector, Victor?

[WinstonSmith]

Look, kids! Big Ben!

[Custom II]

There's parliament!

[Custom II]

We should all get berets with our names embroidered on them!

[Dorkface]

bwahahahahaha


http://youtu.be/n2A194yTWoQ

[Dorkface]

oh and FYI I just decided to rewatch all of Jericho... and with that its time to work out again for the day. lol.

[Paintballgirl(TPF)]

Nope here's Sparta http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/06/22/y5a3agaq.jpg
It's right next to Warsaw.
Actually, there is a Sparta, WI. I've been there myself, theres a great little pizza joint that has the best+spiciest buffalo pizza I've ever had.

Did Nichols arrive?
The fuzziness has arrived! Gwegory is slightly sweepy though, so its time for night-night all, more news on our sure to be awesome CRG later, I'm off to sing him his goodnight lullaby... Rocka-bye unicorn, on the rainbows top...

[Ryan G]

That's a lot of blood on the bed and floor.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

We are already blessed with the unicorn warrior... Why can't we have a Liger warrior?Tagged for future picture awesomeness. :)

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

Hated Nappy D the first time. But quoted it immediately afterwards. So, thumbs up for such a stupid movie. Hated Cabin In The Woods. So dark (evil) and immoral. Was not what I was expecting at all.Gimme your Tots!

[daniel87]

Dirka drka mohamud jhad.....allah cuisine....



My favorite quote

"Get in the flask" :)

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[daniel87]

Since the 9 vs 45 thread is out how about a .223 vs .50bmg. For use as an ultimate sniper/ cqb death ray. It must be light and accurate while standing from 0 to 1km. I need it light my arms hurt to many doughnuts you see
Any thoughts


In all seriousness thanks op wt has been hammered by too much tin and wrap lately




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[Ryan G]

And now for a boat ride home.

[ErikRN]

This thread is the most fun I've had on the internets.

[Goodspeed(TPF)]

This thread is the most fun I've had on the internets.If I stand on my laptop while connected to Warriortalk and shooting at the range today will it be just like having fun on the internets?

[Pict]

This thread is the most fun I've had on the internets.

Piracy, if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right.

[Foxpup]

Why couldn't the baby pirate get into the movie?
it was rated Arrrrrr!

Hehehe

[Jeremy]

This is from Goodspeed(TPF)


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[Mickey Rourke]

There is no such thing as 'watching Firefly too many times' :smile:

[Dorkface]

If I stand on my laptop while connected to Warriortalk and shooting at the range today will it be just like having fun on the internets?

only if you post pictures.... or better yet video.

[NateR]

There is no such thing as 'watching Firefly too many times' :smile:

My daughter loves that show. And Doctor Who.

Did I mention that she's five?

[Mayflower]

I had the spark plugs changed in my truck today after 160,000... I forgot the 5.7 Hemi has 16 of them... Cost me almost $200... It runs exactly the same after changing them... 0-60 in 9 seconds.

[Mickey Rourke]

Now here is a list of partial scores from today's games:

5
12
4
7
8

[Pict]

Did a quick count. I have 6 of the Iced Coffee VIA, 14 Mocha Coffee, and 66 of the regular 8 oz packets a mix of French Roast, Colombian, Italian, and a few Breakfast Blend (How did that happen?). I am willing to trade (FTF MI) for AK mags, but if I wait until a few years after TEOTWAWKI they will be worth a fortune.

ETA - Bought all of it from the Amish.

[Gun Mutt]

The white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only.

[Claybob]

But please don't call me Shirley.

[NateR]

Random thread is random.

[Mickey Rourke]

"Moe...Larry...the cheese!!!!"

"Moe...Larry...the cheese!!!!"

[Dorkface]

I've learned a couple of things from this thread... namely that Goodspeed and I are a lot alike and Foxpup and my brain work on the same frequency lol.

[Ryan G]

Frag out.....

[Dorkface]

So, do you come to Milwaukee often?


Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.


In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?


Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."


I was not aware of that.

[Foxpup]

I've learned a couple of things from this thread... namely that Goodspeed and I are a lot alike and Foxpup and my brain work on the same frequency lol.

the latter should absolutely horrify you!

[Dorkface]

Or you.... roflmao

[Claybob]

May I help you boys?
You got any white bread? Yes.
I'll have some toasted white bread please.
You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
No ma'am, dry.
Got any fried chicken?
Best damn chicken in the state.
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Four fried chickens and a Coke.
And some dry white toast please.
Y'all want anything to drink with that?
No ma'am.
A Coke.
Be up in a minute

[TFA303]

I realized today that I've mentally been using "Bon Vivant" as a verb.

"Well, looks like the alternator's shot. I could save about a hundred bucks if I replace it myself, but that'll kill my Saturday. I'm just gonna Bon Vivant it and pay the experts to do it."

[Mickey Rourke]

"Oh, gravity...thou art a heartless b*tch!"

[John Chambers]

"Ain't Caddos, ain't Kiowas, it's Comanch for sure!"

[Faramir]

Mom, we're safe.
Don't you say that, John! Don't you ever say that! No one is ever safe!

Every family has their rules, and we had ours: keep your head down and your eyes up, resist the urge to be seen as important or special, know your exits.


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[ChuteTheMall]

[Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu]

Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[ErikRN]

"Our lady of Blessed acceleration, don't fail me now."

"You traded our caddy for a microphone."

"What kind of music do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we have both kinds. Country and western."

[Ryan G]

2 dollars........I want my 2 dollars

[Warthog35f]

Every good story starts.......
No sh@ there i was, half way through a sixteen month tour in afghanistan, while one night on the side of a mountain i was pulling guard and while scanning through our teams F.L.I.R. i observed an afghanistan local with his goat. Nothing new until he walked to the rear of the goat and began to pat its rear. At the time i thought nothing of it. UNTIL he all of the sudden lifted his man dress and just went to town :hypnotized:so what does a bored sargeant do he grabs his camera and takes a short video. He was around 300M away so there was no exposure needless to say the entire battalion ended up with the video not just the company. LOL and no SH@ true story.

[paknheat]

Hicks: I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

HELL YEAH!! I want two of them. Recon OST will sell them?


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[irishmike]

I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDTDUPZrag

[irishmike]

List your favorite goonies in order. Ill go first. Sloth, Chunk, Mouth (most like me, really), Data, Mikey, Brand, Andy, Stef.

[irishmike]

Changed my mind. My goonies list now reads: Sloth, Chunk, Data, Mouth, Andy, Mikey, Brand, and Stef last still, cuz shes fugly.

[WinstonSmith]

2 dollars........I want my 2 dollars

Go down the hill really fast. If anything gets in your way, turn.

[WinstonSmith]

But please don't call me Shirley.

Striker.
Striker.
Striker.

[dude pouches a lady]

[WinstonSmith]

"Oh, gravity...thou art a heartless b*tch!"

What's this one from? I recognize it, but not enough to recall.

[WinstonSmith]

Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government.

[WinstonSmith]

Now you see the violence inherent in the system.

Help, help. I'm being repressed!

(You saw him repressing me, didn't you?)

[WinstonSmith]

Big Bang Theory

Ah. I don't watch that often. (Hits too close to home.). :cool:

[Dorkface]

(Hits too close to home.). :cool:

Same for me... lol though that likely isn't much of a surprise lol.

[Foxpup]

Its my favorite show! My jersey number is even 73 :)

[Mickey Rourke]

One of my co-workers says our office is like Big Bang theory, except we don't have genius's or a hot blonde...

[Custom II]

Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

[Maddog6]

One of my co-workers says our office is like Big Bang theory, except we don't have genius's or a hot blonde...

That's funny!!!!!!:thumbup:

[Dorkface]

is it wrong that i crack a smile everytime im sitting at a light and the cars around me roll their windows up because they cant handle the awesome sound of my diesel V8? rofl

[WinstonSmith]

One of my co-workers says our office is like Big Bang theory, except we don't have genius's or a hot blonde...

So what does that leave you with? A nerdy Jewish kid who lives with his mom?

[Saladin]

is it wrong that i crack a smile everytime im sitting at a light and the cars around me roll their windows up because they cant handle the awesome sound of my diesel V8? rofl

No, actually it makes you a "Tribesman" of mine.
I would feel the same if I had one of those clandestine "cell jammers" and used it at lights with obnoxious drivers next to me,while in my diesel Dodge.

Just Sayin'

[Mickey Rourke]

So what does that leave you with? A nerdy Jewish kid who lives with his mom?No one is Jewish, but you got the nerdy part right.

Also:

Socially awkward
Inept with women
One guy always quoting facts no one is interested in and trying to show how intelligent he is
(for the record, I'm the sci-fi/comic book geek :lol:)

I'm sure mine isn't the only work area like that :wink:

[Dorkface]

No, actually it makes you a "Tribesman" of mine.
I would feel the same if I had one of those clandestine "cell jammers" and used it at lights with obnoxious drivers next to me,while in my diesel Dodge.

Just Sayin'

oooo now THAT's a good idea roflamo

[Sgt. Psycho]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

I'm crushing your head!

[ballistic_ken]

We're not worthy.................


So, do you come to Milwaukee often?


Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.


In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?


Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."


I was not aware of that.

[Custom II]

I'm crushing your head!

Don't make me taunt you a second time...

[Pict]

I fart in your general direction.

[Custom II]

You are all sons of a silly person!

[Dorkface]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[TFA303]

"Find seven or eight friends. Head toward the sound of the guns. Kill anyone who isn't dressed like you."

[daniel87]

You are the weakest link good bye




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[golucky]

Dorkface, that perhaps is my favorite line from Austin Powers

[ErikRN]

I suddenly don't know what to do. I've been in the revenge business my whole life.
Have you ever considered piracy. You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

Was on in a pt's room and needed quoting.

[Dorkface]

nice. very nice.

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[WinstonSmith]

You are all sons of a silly person!

She turned me into a newt! (I got better.)

[WinstonSmith]

I suddenly don't know what to do. I've been in the revenge business my whole life.
Have you ever considered piracy. You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

Was on in a pt's room and needed quoting.

Just when I thought I got all the good ones from that flick a few pages back.

[WinstonSmith]

He hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then, when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[WinstonSmith]

Your dad would be damned if he'd let some gook steal your birthright.

[mdmfxstsb]

Your dad would be damned if he'd let some gook steal your birthright.

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[WinstonSmith]

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

It's called a chopper, baby.